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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 25, 2006 23:43:02 GMT -5
And I have evidence! Here we have a photo of the back of a Cap'n Crunch box:  Nothing wrong you say, right? Wrong! Now then, look inside the red circle:  Still don't understand what I'm talking about? Then look at the teeth of all the other children and then look at the teeth of the Canadian (holding up the sign with a picture of a can + ada). As far as I know, it's the British with the bad teeth, not the Canadians... So what gives you may ask? I've got one word for you, PROPAGANDA! PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA I say! Bush must have paid off the illustrator to teach children that Canadians have bad teeth. So go Canadians go! Tear down the Quaker Oats factory! Hack into the Cap'n Crunch Website! Start a riot in your local grocery store! Do whatever it takes to make those Communist Quakers pay! |
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Jan 26, 2006 7:12:26 GMT -5
Arr
It's evident enough.
I thought making populated Canada seem cold through the media was the only thing the American government did to control immigration out of the US, but this... this is pure maddness!
I'm going to burn down the White House for this!
And why is the black kid looking up the shorts of the redhaired boy?
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Post by inanefedaykin on Jan 26, 2006 9:05:46 GMT -5
Why is the blonde girl looking up the shorts of the brown headed pole vaulter?
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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 26, 2006 9:34:39 GMT -5
Well, I think this is an all too common scene. One man with candy luring children onto his boat for a "ride" and then making them perform his own sexual fantasies for food to survive.
We must bring Cap'n Crunch down!
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Post by PieMonger on Jan 26, 2006 9:43:01 GMT -5
Why is the blonde girl looking up the shorts of the brown headed pole vaulter? And why is her tongue hanging out? |
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Post by Blackreaver on Jan 26, 2006 9:46:53 GMT -5
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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 26, 2006 9:51:57 GMT -5
She's probably so thirsty that she's trying to drink the water vapor out of the air.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Jan 26, 2006 15:12:28 GMT -5
Well, I think this is an all too common scene. One man with candy luring children onto his boat for a "ride" and then making them perform his own sexual fantasies for food to survive. We must bring Cap'n Crunch down! Those kids are so high on sugar... This is sick - I'm disgusted by this perverted cereal Madman. The first person to bring me his head will be given a pie and some cookies. |
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Post by PieMonger on Jan 26, 2006 15:14:00 GMT -5
Captain Crunch tastes good, I haven't had it in while.
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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 26, 2006 17:30:09 GMT -5
Yeah well, that's because it contains the lost souls of children in every bite. That's why the cereal tears at the roof of your mouth; the souls are trying to escape.
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Post by PieMonger on Jan 26, 2006 17:32:09 GMT -5
Oh, so THAT'S what that taste is.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Jan 26, 2006 17:41:51 GMT -5
Yeah well, that's because it contains the lost souls of children in every bite. That's why the cereal tears at the roof of your mouth; the souls are trying to escape. 0_O; What exactly.. er.. does Cap'n Crunch do to the kids? |
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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 26, 2006 20:45:57 GMT -5
Well let's see here; he's sitting in a chair at the top of the ship yelling out commands, he's forced all the children to put on his work uniform, he's making the children run laps, forcing one to engage in some sort of strange bondage act in the front of the ship, and he's removed the eyebrows from all the children and glued them to their hair. I'd pretty much say he steals their innocence.
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Post by PieMonger on Jan 27, 2006 16:47:13 GMT -5
And he knocked out the Canadian's teeth.
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Post by fruitbythefoot on Jan 27, 2006 23:48:31 GMT -5
He probably makes kids walk the plank too.
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