EXoCiDe
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Post by EXoCiDe on Jun 16, 2009 20:41:45 GMT -5
I keep forgetting that Sunday is a regular day of the week, and not some special holiday. What time is the meeting again?
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Post by foooooog on Jun 16, 2009 21:19:23 GMT -5
8:00
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Sept 17, 2009 9:30:53 GMT -5
Hey, /LoC/
Have I ever told you I hate dumb girls? Well, I hate 'em alright, for they are the cause of a very annoying half hour.
Last night I had finished my final class for the day at 9pm and walked out to my bus stop, which - consistent with my fortune in life - is about 2 kilometres outside of campus, unlike everyone else's whose is inside of the campus. But enough of my bitching.
There I am standing at my bus stop, waiting, (and freezing my balls off due to lacking a sweater), when I suddenly notice two girls from the opposite side of the street. One of them has a very loud voice, and has a tendency to use "fuck" in her speech, to the point where the word no longer expresses emotion, but is simply used as an adjective, and adverb describing everything - including her friend who is more soft spoken.
They begin crossing the street towards me. Once across, the loud-mouthed girl begins telling her friend, "I'll fucking punch you. I'm not fucking joking, you bitch. Do you want me to fucking beat the shit out of you?" The soft spoken friend told responds be telling loud-mouth bitch she's acting like a four year-old, which offends loud-mouth bitch, who shouts "I'm not four, I'm fucking seventeen!" (cause we all know that's a mature age to be proud of).
"Well you're acting like a four year old." The friend makes clear.
The dumb bitch then runs across the street, while cars are consistently driving by. Her friend shouts across the street, "What are you doing? Come on, we're going to miss the bus!"
"I don't give a shit!" dumb bitch exclaims.
"Please, come on," begs bitch's friend, "I want to get home before my mom does."
To this dumb bitch responds not, and runs around on the other side of the street. She eventually decides to come back across the street, once the bus her friend wanted to take had already left.
Eventually the crack-head bitch attempts to return across the street, which is congested by zooming cars. Numerous times she is almost hit by a vehicle before reaching around side.
Shortly afterward, a little dog begins crossing the street from our side, which receives comments from the two girls.
"Oh, look at that little doggy crossing the street!" exclaims soft spoken girl.
"What a fucking stupid dog," states crack-head bitch in her loud voice, "someone should keep it on a leash. Honestly, why is it crossing the street when there are cars going by? The stupid dog almost got hit."
Oh, the rich irony. For the human gene pool's well-being, this girl ought to be put down.
Once across the street, the little cute dog continues its walk down the sidewalk towards three girls who had been taking out their garbage from their home (essentially all the houses along the street are occupied by students).
The three girls bend down and begin petting the dog, before picking it up.
"Those stupid girls should keep their dog on a leash," bitch girl says, "then it wouldn't be running off to the other side of the street."
The three girls, having no idea who the owner is, begin walking up the sidewalk closer toward us and ask the two girls from across the street, "Is this your dog?"
"WHORES!" bitch girl shouts at them.
(I would like to punch the girl in face at this point.)
The three girls, having not understood, come closer to ask again.
"FUCK YOU!" bitch continues.
"Pardon?" the well-intentioned girls inquire.
"Ignore her," friend girl kindly answers, "it's not our dog."
Saved by the grace of merciful Jaweh, my bus comes a few moments later, and exempt am I from the presence of this failure of a human.
She most likely was on crack, or something, but that cannot hide her social and mental ineptness.
Stupid girls are stupid. I hate stupid girls.
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Post by Fx71 on Sept 17, 2009 10:44:51 GMT -5
This is going to sound cliche and exaggerated, but there is seriously a loud black dude behind me every day in Physical Chemistry who's talking about shit like how he could buy 20 lolipops and mark them up $0.25. Believe.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Sept 17, 2009 18:47:45 GMT -5
/believes
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Post by G(O)D)oF(UrMoM on Sept 22, 2009 20:21:54 GMT -5
man you guys think you have it bad with the ghetto people (although that girl sounded extremely annoying) come to bridgeport!
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Post by LoC_Mexican on Sept 24, 2009 6:42:06 GMT -5
My next vacation will be Bridgeport!
Mind you, this bitch wasn't a ghetto bitch, she was just blond.
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