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Post by Fx71 on May 8, 2007 18:41:08 GMT -5
That came out the day V for Vendetta came out, noob.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on May 8, 2007 19:08:09 GMT -5
That came out the day V for Vendetta came out, noob. The only plausable answer is that Fog read that yesterday... because he actually goes to 4chan. It seems that I am alone in this war against 4chan. So many potential younglings seduced by the dark side! <input nerdy Star Wars quote, as I do not know the movies well enough to think of one>
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Post by Fx71 on May 8, 2007 20:01:42 GMT -5
No.
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Post by G(O)D)oF(UrMoM on May 8, 2007 20:05:26 GMT -5
That came out the day V for Vendetta came out, noob. The only plausable answer is that Fog read that yesterday... because he actually goes to 4chan. It seems that I am alone in this war against 4chan. So many potential younglings seduced by the dark side! <input nerdy Star Wars quote, as I do not know the movies well enough to think of one> you can blame fx for getting an innocent hearted 13 year old into 4chan.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on May 8, 2007 20:24:04 GMT -5
Fucking hell, Fx. How could you?!
That was soft, just soft.
As punishment for your crimes, you will be forced to play 48 hours of Holy maps.
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Post by foooooog on May 9, 2007 15:40:19 GMT -5
Even so, Fx, posting it relatively soon after the thread came up on 4chan is suspicious.
Holy: I do go to 4chan, but I still agree with you that it's a den of evil. In fact, I think that surfing the site has increased my belief that it is pure evil.
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Post by LoC_Mexican on May 10, 2007 17:25:09 GMT -5
Even so, Fx, posting it relatively soon after the thread came up on 4chan is suspicious. Well, it's very likely that by reading it he remembered about it and decided to post it here. However, that does not prevent it from being ancient. Pure evil cannot begin to describe it. It pales DotA in comparison. In fact, Stalin, Hitler, Nero and Icefrog could plot for months to create the most vilest thing their incidious minds - particularly Icefrog's - could develop, and 4chan would call it soft.
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Post by foooooog on May 10, 2007 18:23:44 GMT -5
"Pure evil cannot begin to describe it. It pales DotA in comparison. In fact, Stalin, Hitler, Nero and Icefrog could plot for months to create the most vilest thing their incidious minds - particularly Icefrog's - could develop, and 4chan would call it soft."
I'll take your word for it.
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Post by G(O)D)oF(UrMoM on May 10, 2007 19:10:47 GMT -5
4chan is what you make it. it can be a site where you confess horrible things you've done under the name of anonymous. it can be a site to browse and look for laughs despite the risk of being disgusted. it can even be a site to share your disgusting fetishes and find other anonymouses that share the same fetish. 4chan is what you make it. you don't have to browse /b/
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Post by LoC_Mexican on May 10, 2007 20:23:13 GMT -5
By the way, Goym, if you're unaware, to quote something you type [quote*] teh text being quoted here lol [/quote*] Minus the '*' thingies. 4chan is what you make it. it can be a site where you confess horrible things you've done under the name of anonymous. it can be a site to browse and look for laughs despite the risk of being disgusted. it can even be a site to share your disgusting fetishes and find other anonymouses that share the same fetish. 4chan is what you make it. you don't have to browse /b/ Listen to him not! He knoweth not what he speaketh! His mind hast been corrupted by 4chan! Quick, give him some Gypsy tears! it might counter-act the venom of his mind.
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Post by G(O)D)oF(UrMoM on May 10, 2007 22:44:10 GMT -5
By the way, Goym, if you're unaware, to quote something you type [quote*] teh text being quoted here lol [/quote*] Minus the '*' thingies. 4chan is what you make it. it can be a site where you confess horrible things you've done under the name of anonymous. it can be a site to browse and look for laughs despite the risk of being disgusted. it can even be a site to share your disgusting fetishes and find other anonymouses that share the same fetish. 4chan is what you make it. you don't have to browse /b/ Listen to him not! He knoweth not what he speaketh! His mind hast been corrupted by 4chan! Quick, give him some Gypsy tears! it might counter-act the venom of his mind. instead of browsing /b/, you could just browse the text boards, like sports, computers, technology, world news, science and math, FOREIGN LANGUAGE, or even food. you don't have to browse /b/. 4chan in general isn't known as the scum of the internet. /b/ is.
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Post by Fx71 on May 11, 2007 10:22:00 GMT -5
Fucking hell, Fx. How could you?! That was soft, just soft. As punishment for your crimes, you will be forced to play 48 hours of Holy maps. There are things out there worse than death, this is one of them...
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Post by Fx71 on May 11, 2007 10:22:34 GMT -5
By the way, Goym, if you're unaware, to quote something you type [quote*] teh text being quoted here lol [/quote*] Minus the '*' thingies. Listen to him not! He knoweth not what he speaketh! His mind hast been corrupted by 4chan! Quick, give him some Gypsy tears! it might counter-act the venom of his mind. instead of browsing /b/, you could just browse the text boards, like sports, computers, technology, world news, science and math, FOREIGN LANGUAGE, or even food. you don't have to browse /b/. 4chan in general isn't known as the scum of the internet. /b/ is. TRIPLE QUOTE 4TW. But seriously, quit being a spokesman, bitch.
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Post by Fx71 on May 11, 2007 10:23:03 GMT -5
This is the documented process of how I pick up women. This should work for anyone assuming you are not really fat, really ugly or really weird. Also it only works if you are not incredibly hammered as talking is involved. Be reasonable but not defeatist. You know how good looking you are. Pick a girl accordingly. However don't pick an ugly one just because they're easy. This solves nothing. Respect the cock and it will respect you.
Let her think she spotted you. Stand around in her line of sight. If she's looking to pick up she'll be looking around. When she's looking at you. Look at her. She'll look away. Then she'll look back. Let her catch you checkin her out. Don't stare like a fucking pervert though, that's creepy shit.
Wait until a good song comes on. Approach, say hi, ask her name. Introduce yourself and put a hand on her back, lean in and ask her how things are. Watch her body language. She'll lean in, or away.
Usually I then ask her if she wants to fuck. You shouldn't do that because you aren't as cool as me. Ask her who she came with, if she says it's a girls night out - run. If she came with guys be certain that they'll be trying to fuck you over so either find them some broads or get the fuck outta dodge.
Dance with her. Pay attention to her body, she'll let you know where she wants your hands. Let her know where you want hers. And touch sensitive but not sexual areas on her body (ie. lower back, Inside of elbows, back of the neck, spine, hips, etc) and then ask her what she's doing after she leaves the club.
this is an open invitation that says nothing. if she's the DD, or she has friends staying over or something like that then she'll tell you now. Albeit it's 50% lies about something more embarassing they'd rather not say, (ie. she's bleeding, she's 16 and has a curfew, etc..) this is where 70% of girls will let you know if they're interested. if she says something flirty then ask her if she wants to leave and fuck. but be cute about it.
that's pretty much the process. and it's worked for me for well over a year now. if you do try it. let me know.
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Post by Fx71 on May 11, 2007 10:49:48 GMT -5
Just saw the most HolyGuardian thing on 4chan, a thread about oddities of the English language: Here are a few of the better posts: --- 'dreamt' and its derivatives are the only words that end in 'mt' No words in english as the four-letter sequence 'rire' in it. --- Octopus - Octopi Radius - Radii Albatros - Albatrosses --- Tough Cough Dough Plough (older spelling) -ough with 4 different pronunciations. --- People who say "no word ryhmes with "orange" are just plain dumb. Lozenge rhymes with orange. --- Orange is pronounced awr-inj, lozenge is pronounced loz-inj. True story. --- Yep, but english is so fucked up a langage you can't know hwo to pronounce a word when you know how to spell it. Oddity in french : clé and clef (=key), both spelling are correct. Past participe of the "devoir" verb takes a accent or not (dû and du) depending on the subject sex and number with a stupid rule, even for french grammar. --- It's Octopuses. It's a corrupted Greek word, which, if it were still "Octopos" would be pluralised to "Octopoi". --- I know of one thing that rhymes with 'orange': Blorenge, a town in Wales --- burned is past tense verb. burnt is an adjective. --- Octopodes, dumbass. --- Octopodeans. You can't even correct correctly. --- Yes, it's octopuses, but if we pluralised it the Greek way it would be octopodes, not octopi. --- what about words that are spelled the same front to back and back to front. Racecar for example. --- Underground is the only word in English that starts and ends with "und". --- They're called palindromes. --- Palindromes, you say? A man, a plan, a canal—Panama. --- "One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A. (disallowing counting using "-and one") --- positive = positive, example: yeah yes right negative = negative, example: no nah wrong double negative = negative, example: no, false double positive = positive, example: yeah, right. --- English: Anxious scream Danish: Angstskrig That's 7 consonants in a row. --- Angstschweiß (8 and used often) Borschtschweißkohlsuppe (9 and used when talking about polish soup) --- Only the word "facetiously" has all the vowels (including y) in alphabetical order --- abstemiously www.wordreference.com/definition/abstemiously
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